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Song Parodies -> "Whatchu Say"
Original Song Title:
"Whatcha Say"
Original Performer:
Jason Derulo
Parody Song Title:
"Whatchu Say"
Parody Written by:
Blaydeman
The Lyrics
Older folks might appreciate this one.
Intro: Wha, wha, wha, wha, what did you say
Mmm, whatchu say
Mmm I can only hear you
With my hearing aid in
Mmm whatchu say
Mmm can you say it again?
I didn’t hear
Verse 1: I (I), could hear once (once)
I was young (young)
Never did I think about this (‘bout this)
Now, I am stuck here, I can’t hear
And I don’t really know what I miss (Oh, no)
I know I should’ve listened much closer
I cannot hear a buzzer from a toaster
So come again (come again), give me another chance (another chance)
To understand you please
Hook: Cuz when my eardrums broke
And I had a bad stroke
I just didn’t know what you said
But when you’re speakin’ real soft
I start to get real lost
I will listen once again
So tell me please
Chorus: Mmm, whatchu say
Mmm I can only hear you
With my hearing aid in
Mmm whatchu say (whatchu say)
Mmm can you say it again?
I didn’t hear
Mmm, whatchu say
Mmm I can only hear you
With my hearing aid in
Mmm whatchu say (whatchu say)
Wha, wha, wha, wha, what did you say
Verse 2: How (how), could she say (say) what she said (said)?
Maybe I just heard it all wrong (all wrong)
It sounds (sounds), like she said (said) something else (else)
I guess I was wrong along
I know that this can be a big bother
But what the heck, after all I am your father
So come again (come again), give me another chance (another chance)
To understand you please
Hook: Cuz when my eardrums broke
And I had a bad stoke
I just didn’t know what you said
But when you’re speakin’ real soft
I start to get real lost
I will listen once again
So tell me please
Chorus: Mmm, whatchu say
Mmm I can only hear you
With my hearing aid in
Mmm whatchu say (whatchu say)
Mmm can you say it again?
I didn’t hear
Mmm, whatchu say
Mmm I can only hear you
With my hearing aid in
Mmm whatchu say (whatchu say)
Wha, wha, wha, wha, what did you say
Bridge: Girl tell me whatchu say I (say I)
I don’t comprehend, not one thing
Even though you screamin’
Tell me, tell me whatchu say I (say I)
I really need my hearing aid
To hear what you said, girl
Tell me, tell me whatchu say I (say I)
I don’t comprehend, not one thing
Even though you screamin’
Tell me, tell me whatchu say I (say I)
I really need my hearing aid
To hear what you said
Hook: Cuz when my eardrums broke
And I had a bad stoke
I just didn’t know what you said
But when you’re speakin’ really soft
I start to get really lost
I will listen once again
So tell me please
Chorus: Mmm, whatchu say
Mmm I can only hear you
With my hearing aid in
Mmm whatchu say (whatchu say)
Mmm can you say it again?
I didn’t hear
Mmm, whatchu say
Mmm I can only hear you
With my hearing aid in
Mmm whatchu say (whatchu say)
Wha, wha, wha, wha, what did you say
Mmm, whatchu say
Mmm I can only hear you
With my hearing aid in
Mmm whatchu say
Mmm can you say it again?
I didn’t hear
Verse 1: I (I), could hear once (once)
I was young (young)
Never did I think about this (‘bout this)
Now, I am stuck here, I can’t hear
And I don’t really know what I miss (Oh, no)
I know I should’ve listened much closer
I cannot hear a buzzer from a toaster
So come again (come again), give me another chance (another chance)
To understand you please
Hook: Cuz when my eardrums broke
And I had a bad stroke
I just didn’t know what you said
But when you’re speakin’ real soft
I start to get real lost
I will listen once again
So tell me please
Chorus: Mmm, whatchu say
Mmm I can only hear you
With my hearing aid in
Mmm whatchu say (whatchu say)
Mmm can you say it again?
I didn’t hear
Mmm, whatchu say
Mmm I can only hear you
With my hearing aid in
Mmm whatchu say (whatchu say)
Wha, wha, wha, wha, what did you say
Verse 2: How (how), could she say (say) what she said (said)?
Maybe I just heard it all wrong (all wrong)
It sounds (sounds), like she said (said) something else (else)
I guess I was wrong along
I know that this can be a big bother
But what the heck, after all I am your father
So come again (come again), give me another chance (another chance)
To understand you please
Hook: Cuz when my eardrums broke
And I had a bad stoke
I just didn’t know what you said
But when you’re speakin’ real soft
I start to get real lost
I will listen once again
So tell me please
Chorus: Mmm, whatchu say
Mmm I can only hear you
With my hearing aid in
Mmm whatchu say (whatchu say)
Mmm can you say it again?
I didn’t hear
Mmm, whatchu say
Mmm I can only hear you
With my hearing aid in
Mmm whatchu say (whatchu say)
Wha, wha, wha, wha, what did you say
Bridge: Girl tell me whatchu say I (say I)
I don’t comprehend, not one thing
Even though you screamin’
Tell me, tell me whatchu say I (say I)
I really need my hearing aid
To hear what you said, girl
Tell me, tell me whatchu say I (say I)
I don’t comprehend, not one thing
Even though you screamin’
Tell me, tell me whatchu say I (say I)
I really need my hearing aid
To hear what you said
Hook: Cuz when my eardrums broke
And I had a bad stoke
I just didn’t know what you said
But when you’re speakin’ really soft
I start to get really lost
I will listen once again
So tell me please
Chorus: Mmm, whatchu say
Mmm I can only hear you
With my hearing aid in
Mmm whatchu say (whatchu say)
Mmm can you say it again?
I didn’t hear
Mmm, whatchu say
Mmm I can only hear you
With my hearing aid in
Mmm whatchu say (whatchu say)
Wha, wha, wha, wha, what did you say
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(ABC) I'm the first one to say I can't hear over the 555 decibels of laughter...
Good twist on the original here. Can't stand the OS though.
I hear that. I wish more could have been done beyond the repetition.
This was a really interesting idea, but it would have been funnier if you listed some of the things the character heard instead of what was said. Also, a little too much repetition for me as well...but nice idea!
(ABC) I didn't hear a word you said... even though I read it... JK! Good one bro!
Whoops! I accidently put my bro's name without thinkin'. My bad guys.
I agree with both Matty and Agri, the concept is great. . .but this song is a great example of why simply repeating the chorus over and over in a parody is generally a bad idea. . .this one didn't have enough room to really develop anything outside the general concept because the chorus and bridge collectively account for over 70% of the lyrics, and they are both repetitive within themselves on top of that. . .
. . .note I did say generally, as I've said before, I've come off that stance a bit--but this song is one of those songs where being repetitive . . .well you know
(ABC) Repeated choruses aside, this was a pretty good parody. Could've used a bit more polishing, maybe something like what Abbott said, but as is it's still pretty good. 555 for you!
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