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Song Parodies -> "Crooked Town"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy Town"

Original Performer:

Jason Aldean

Parody Song Title:

"Crooked Town"

Parody Written by:

Toni Anderson

The Lyrics

Fly into town step off the jet,
Shake hands, smile and hide your lust,
Take the motorcade down the street,
Sign says Washington D.C.,
But I have found,

It's a crooked town of politic schemes,
Everybody pays everything is rigged,
Hollywood with the stench of swamp,
To get enough votes you gotta stump stump stump,
Stump for votes till the polls comes out,
Make all the super PACs pay out,
We love you we fake it we're all just here to make cash,
In this crooked town,

Pay to play and you speak for fees,
And you pray for your own Clinton dynasty ,
Cut deals with the legislative branch,
And live off the taxes of those working hard,
Till find a new loophole,
And you smile when the feds investigate,

It's a crooked town of politic schemes,
Everybody pays everything is rigged,
Hollywood with the stench of swamp,
To get enough votes you gotta stump stump stump,
Stump for votes till the polls comes out,
Make all the super PACs pay out,
We love you we fake it we're all just here to make cash,
In this crooked town,

You can’t believe your luck,
Forget about the folks who gave you their trust,

It's a crooked town of politic schemes,
Everybody pays everything is rigged,
Hollywood with the stench of swamp,
To get enough votes you gotta stump stump stump,
Stump for votes till the polls comes out,
Make all the super PACs pay out,
We love you we fake it we're all just trying to make cash,
We love you we fake it we all came here to make cash,
In this crooked town,
It's a crooked town.

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