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Song Parodies -> "Blue Screen Actor"

Original Song Title:

"Big Green Tractor"

Original Performer:

Jason Aldean

Parody Song Title:

"Blue Screen Actor"

Parody Written by:

Bob O'Mara

The Lyrics

Dedication to the awesome special effects used in film-making in recent years!
Blue Screen Actor

I had an ugly brutal battle with a ninja king,
Fighting on the roof of a tall building.
As I was approaching and taking a swing,
A man yelled “Cut, now try it again.”

I had on my getup, from my head to the floor.
It’s a technicality I could not ignore.
This may all seem pretty weird, but it’s not a bore.
Let me show you around, take you on a tour, and I will

Be your movie guide. I’m a blue screen actor.
This is the set; the screen’s a big factor.
No stone or wood, no plastic or plaster.
Added later by a CGI master.

Fastened by a cord and heaved by the film crew.
Swing through the air is now what I will do.
Dub out all the sound if it’s a distracter.
But it won't bother me; I'm a blue screen actor.

How difficult to act when there is nothing around.
A screen on every wall and even placed on the ground.
But in all my years of acting, I have come to count
On our special effects; they will truly astound!

But still they always have relied on a blue screen actor.
I fake the fall, and they make the splatter.
All of their work, it really does matter.
Else the total scene would be a disaster.

First are all the lights, cameras are the next thing.
Action’s called, it’s not very perplexing.
Moving all around, I am a reactor.
I do my job with pride as a blue screen actor.

They let me ad-lib the scene.
Well, then I go crazy in front of the screen.
Oh ya!

I can do pretty much anything I want to.
All I need to do is wait for the stunt cue.
Modify my moves; I am an adaptor.
Good work I will provide as a blue screen actor.

Oh yeah, yeah.
I am a machine.
I can act in any scene.
As a blue screen actor.

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