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Original Song Title:

"Mesmerize"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ja Rule

Parody Song Title:

"Extra-Size"

Parody Written by:

Detroit Kid

The Lyrics

Girl your pork with fries I(I love when I cook for you baby)
your cakes and pies I(I love it when I bake for you baby)
some ribs and chicken thighs I(I love it when I barbecue for you baby)
And I can't deny I(I love it when I eat witchu baby)

I got a fetish for eatin like a pig when I have my best shirt on
eatin seal and whale meat when I'm hiking in the yukon
grill's takin so long you know I'm getting anxious
I can't wait for you to put the ribs on
between you and food I guess I'll take the other
I see hamburgers girl I eat em too
wait's over you know how to roast it get some pig shoulders
I chop into chicken wings so ferocious
street promotin chicken that ain't potent
I eat em faster than a car droven by Jeff Gordan
I'm starving you know my stomach's moanin
goin dillusional chicken's eying at me
my stomache just wanna be happy
I'm LAY ZAY but BAY BAY I

(chorus)

Rest soon to come
This is my song any of y'all try'n copy then me and my homeboys gon' run up on yo crew dawg. I'm out

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Overall Rating: 3.9

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