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Song Parodies -> "You're Unlivable"
Original Song Title:
"You're Beautiful"
(MP3)Original Performer:
James Blunt
Parody Song Title:
"You're Unlivable"
Parody Written by:
Chubs
The Lyrics
My house is crappy.
My house is crappy,
My paint is ruined.
Bad contractor
That lazy baboon.
I once saw him build a subway.
But he forgot to lay the track.
The people crashed they all died,
They screamed attack.
It's terrible, It's terrible
It's terrible,
It's true,
I saw a board with a nail too,
Someone told me what to do,
When that nail pierced my shoe
Yes, it sliced my skin,
As we walked on in.
He could see from my face that I was,
Really Pissed,
I got splintered when I
Opened the door
And a dead rats being used to
level My floor.
It's terrible, It's terrible,
It's terrible,
It's true.
The wirings lose,
And plumbing too,
And the stench is getting to me,
Plus I really have to pee.
La la la la la
la la la la la
la la la la la
La La
It's crappy now, Its crappy now
It's crappy now, Its true.
There must be a contractor that isn't a sham
To build a house steadier than tooth picks.
But I guess I'll have to deal,
With Roaches and falling bricks.
My house is crappy,
My paint is ruined.
Bad contractor
That lazy baboon.
I once saw him build a subway.
But he forgot to lay the track.
The people crashed they all died,
They screamed attack.
It's terrible, It's terrible
It's terrible,
It's true,
I saw a board with a nail too,
Someone told me what to do,
When that nail pierced my shoe
Yes, it sliced my skin,
As we walked on in.
He could see from my face that I was,
Really Pissed,
I got splintered when I
Opened the door
And a dead rats being used to
level My floor.
It's terrible, It's terrible,
It's terrible,
It's true.
The wirings lose,
And plumbing too,
And the stench is getting to me,
Plus I really have to pee.
La la la la la
la la la la la
la la la la la
La La
It's crappy now, Its crappy now
It's crappy now, Its true.
There must be a contractor that isn't a sham
To build a house steadier than tooth picks.
But I guess I'll have to deal,
With Roaches and falling bricks.
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The pacing is off but it could use some work. Even if I try to sing the song, it seems to be off everywhere I sing. Your humor was there but the pacing really offsets it. So, work harder on the pacing.
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