My girlfriends brilliant

(My girlfr....what? Why a long pause?
Whatever...thats the last time I get
James Blunt to direct a video of mine, I swear)

My girlfriends brunette
She's also blonde
Her small nurse outfit
Of that I'm fond
She's smiling all hours of the day
Wonder what is on her brain
But I must keep her away from fire
She can easily catch flame

Inflatable
Inflatable
Inflatable
It's true
Has a pretty face
And I named her Stace
And she was on clearance too
Isn't that a great value

Breasts are super-sized
And she's motorized
And she can easily deflate and be stored, anytime
Then I get her out and blow her up again
I know she's not human but I like to pretend

Inflatable
Inflatable
Inflatable
It's true
Choose what she wears
And style of hair
Don't worry bout' if she blew
Cause patches she does include

lalalala, lalalala, lalalala, la la

Inflatable
Inflatable
Inflatable
It's true
Greets me every day, with a smile on her face
That's what every man wants to come home to
But it's time to face the truth
I'm just one pathetic dude