Song Parodies -> "We Must Annul"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"We Must Annul"

Parody Written by:

That Fat Kid from the Goonies

The Lyrics

My wife is pregnant

My wife is pregnant
The child's impure
It was no angel
Of that I'm sure
I heard her in the bedroom
She was with another man
I got real mad
Kicked down the door
To see her tongue in his can

We must annul
We must annul
We must annul, it's true
I saw your face
In my best friend's "place"
And I don't know what to do
Guess my size ain't enough for you

Yes, we weren't wed right
On that drunken night
In Las Vegas where Elvis wed us
While he was high
And I don't think I would want her again
Since she shared some moment with my cheatin' friend

We must annul
We must annul
We must annul, it's true
I saw your face
In my best friend's "place"
And I now know what to do
I cannot be wed to you

(La-la-la-la, La-la-la-la, La-la-la-la, Lahh)

We must annul
We must annul
We must annul, it's true
There must be a man, with a ten in his hand
And I think he's been waiting for you

And I have a little more
You are a ten dollar whore

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Jason - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment

Slight pacing problem here. The connection between "We" and "Must" is a little bit halting, i.e hard to sing smoothly, but other than that the parody was pretty original (for a James Blunt parody anyway). 455

Forgarty Strickenbob - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment

Very funny! and this time you didnt used mean natured humor ha ha ha

Michael Pacholek - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment

Wish I could annul James Blunt's visa to enter the U.S. But this five-worthy parody will have to do for now.

That Fat Kid from the Goonies - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, Jason. Don't you have anything better to do then sit her and criticize my songs. I at least trash people's songs, like my arch nemesis James Blunt, while you sit here and criticize a tiny break between "we" and "must." Get a life!

Crossing Jordan - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment

Are you who I think you are?

Forgarty Strickenbob - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment

well it is if you think he is the fat kid from the goonies DUH!

Jason - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment

Dear TFKFTG, I stand by what I said about your parody. It was not a criticism, it was just something I politely pointed out in your song. And yes I do have a life. You want to have a go at someone who has no life, have a go at Mr 1s, Linda or Fitu Petaia.

Forgarty Strickenbob - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment

Whatever JASON if that is who you think you are, anyway we have the right to say someone doesnt have a life even if they do just for our pure amusement so dont get so rambunktious!!!

Jason - October 19, 2006 - Report this comment

Yes FORGARTY you do indeed have a right, Its a free world after all as far as the internet is concerned. So thats why I said I stand by my earlier comment. And I wasn't getting "rambunktious" (must make a note of that word for any future parodies), I was just expressing my opinion. Anyway you want to see some real rambunktious arguments, take a look at the ongoing battle between Michael Pacholek and Linda; now THAT is what you will find amusing!.

Forgarty Strickenbob - October 19, 2006 - Report this comment

What is it with you and Linda, you know i think you like her YEAH THATS WHAT I THINK YEAH!!!!!

Jason - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment

I don't even know (or even care) who this Linda person is. And you want some REAL amusement, go and read Fitu Petaia's parodies. One of them is so diabolical that a comment reads "Do us all a favour and STOP WRITING PARODIES". Anyway Mr Forgarty Strickenbob my first comment on this parody wasn't aimed at you, it was aimed at the author, so I fail to see why you are getting so hot under the collar for, (unless you happen to be a Goonies sidekick - duh!)

That Fat Kid from the Goonies - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment

Do you live with your mom? And if so do you live in the garage? Sorry that is just the impression that i get from you. Forgarty Strickenbob is not a "Mr" it's not nice to say that a girl is a guy. I believe that although you sound very musical and artsy, you are a loser. I just thought you should know how i feel.

Jason's Mom - October 21, 2006 - Report this comment

Could you stop picking on my little Jason? He means well, but he's a little bit of a computer nerd. I went into the garage to see what he was doing, and he was gone, but the computer was still on. After reading what you guys wrote, I thought I should let you know he's a good boy.

That Fat Kid From The Goonie's Dad - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment

ChuckyG, Can you tell my little monster to stop filling up your website with pointless nonsense please?

Forgarty Strickenbob - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment

How do you know that wasnt my dad?

That Fat Kid from the Goonies - October 29, 2006 - Report this comment

I'm a monster? I'm not the one named after a character from Friday the 13th.

That Fat Kid From The Goonie's Parents - October 29, 2006 - Report this comment

I knew we should have "annuled" our little monster before he got born, hence this little monster's parody

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