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Song Parodies -> "Far From Beautiful"
Original Song Title:
"You're Beautiful"
(MP3)Original Performer:
James Blunt
Parody Song Title:
"Far From Beautiful"
Parody Written by:
Exactly Midnight
The Lyrics
You know.. I performed this song three years ago. James Blunt approached me, asking if he could have it. I said no. He then stole the music for the song. I caught up with him and kicked him in the nadgers. Now he's got a high voice and made millions with my tune. I'll yell at him soon.
This line's irrelevant...
My date tomorrow
Has now backed out
And now I'm lonely
I'm freaking out
I asked some girls at a Subway
If they'd go out with me
Most of them said no
But I found one who agreed
You're suitable,
You're suitable,
You're suitable, you'll do
Got two glass eyes
Covered in flies
But as you're a girl, you'll do
And my last resort is you...
You're big as a house
And you're accent's scouse
You can tell from your stench that you like farming cows
And I don't think that I'm gonna see you again
'Cuz you'll think I'm imaginary like all of your friends
You're suitable,
You're suitable,
You're suitable, you'll do
You're big and butch
With a naff haircut
And your size seventeen shoes
And your swastika tattoos...
La la la la
La la la la
La la la get lost...
You're suitable,
You're suitable,
You're suitable, you'll do
There must be an angel with a grin on her face
At the thought of me going out with you
But I guess you'll have to do
'Cuz nobody else wants to...
My date tomorrow
Has now backed out
And now I'm lonely
I'm freaking out
I asked some girls at a Subway
If they'd go out with me
Most of them said no
But I found one who agreed
You're suitable,
You're suitable,
You're suitable, you'll do
Got two glass eyes
Covered in flies
But as you're a girl, you'll do
And my last resort is you...
You're big as a house
And you're accent's scouse
You can tell from your stench that you like farming cows
And I don't think that I'm gonna see you again
'Cuz you'll think I'm imaginary like all of your friends
You're suitable,
You're suitable,
You're suitable, you'll do
You're big and butch
With a naff haircut
And your size seventeen shoes
And your swastika tattoos...
La la la la
La la la la
La la la get lost...
You're suitable,
You're suitable,
You're suitable, you'll do
There must be an angel with a grin on her face
At the thought of me going out with you
But I guess you'll have to do
'Cuz nobody else wants to...
Yeah.. that's all. My E.P is out soon. I might inform you all. Soon.
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A few pacing and rhyming stumbles, but still a mile better than this seriously overplayed (and overparodied) song. Of course, I've spoofed it too, ;-) 5s.
The free downloadable ep is on myspace.com/exactlymidnight Ciao!
That is so freaking funny. I hate that song - his voice is like a bat farting (to quote Diana Gabaldon). Perfect parody.
I hate to admit it, but James Blunt seems to be growing on me. At least he doesn't sound like he is having his prostste examined by Captain Hook. By the way, most of the girls around Burbank are tattooed from head to toe - with some body piercing, too.
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