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Song Parodies -> "It's Horrible (A Plumbers Life)"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"It's Horrible (A Plumbers Life)"

Parody Written by:

Zak Randall

The Lyrics

My life is worthless

My job is a mess
It really stinks
Unclogging toilets
And kitchen sinks
You'll never see smiles on my face
Have to plug another can
Every night I always lose sleep
How much more can I stand

It's horrible, clogged toilet bowl,
Bad overflow, P-U
Worse mess I saw, in a bathroom stall
And I don't know what to do
Always around number two

Tried to flush a log
You can't use your john
So call me up and I will find out
What is wrong
And I'm sure you'll always call again
All the crappy jobs I do oughta be a sin

It's horrible, uncloggable,
Bad toilet bowl, P-U
Can't take this job, working for sick snobs
I think I'm gonna spew
Unplugging your number two

It's horrible, unpluggable,
It's terrible, P-U
I don't wanna come back, should check out my plumbers crack
I hope that my job will shortly be through
But it's time to face the truth
My whole life is number two

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   5

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Brown Trout - June 15, 2006 - Report this comment
No number 2 from me. Only 5. (Lionel Mertens)
Red Ant - June 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty good, Zak.

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