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Song Parodies -> "You're Stupid, Bull"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"You're Stupid, Bull"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

This has gone through qite a few revisions over the past few months, but I think it's ready now
The beast is vicious...

(The presence of a budget might allow for the sound of hooves here)

The beast is vicious
The bucking hurt
It sure was painful
When I ate dirt
I stayed on for three seconds
Then fell victim to it's wrath
But that won't bruise
My ego since
I'm better at math

You're stupid, bull
You're stupid, bull
You're stupid, bull, yes you
Your science skills are completely nil
And you can't tell red from blue
I am much smarter than you

Well you bruised my thigh
As you tossed me high
I'm okay with the pain
I've got a... brighter mind
When I would drink three whole six packs of Coors
My mind would be slow but much faster than yours

You're stupid, bull
You're stupid, bull
You're stupid, bull yes you
You sure can't lead and you cannot read
I can put on my own shoe
I am much smarter than you

(Condescending laughter)

You're stupid, bull
You're stupid, bull
With boorish manners, too
At the dinner table
For you there is no place
Unless people are eating you
But despite your low I.Q.
I am terrified of you

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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 4   1
 5   3

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Michael Pacholek - June 12, 2006 - Report this comment
This isn't an anti-Bush song? Wait, that would've been, "Your Stupid Bull."
Red Ant - June 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Not your best, but I feel the same way as MP does: anything is better than TOS and gets 5s.
Iasoon Wijngaard - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment
555. Paced well and funny too. If the bull were strong AND smart, this parody would end a lot more tragically.
Gym Junkie - October 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't know whether you like James Blunt or not...personally, I don't think the guy can sing. Would you be able to make a parody out of him like you did Nelly? Up to you. As for this parody - its great. Full marks from me.

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