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Song Parodies -> "Not Beautiful"
Original Song Title:
"You're Beautiful"
(MP3)Original Performer:
James Blunt
Parody Song Title:
"Not Beautiful"
Parody Written by:
The Return of Lunch
The Lyrics
Sometimes looks can be VERY decieving.
"Not Beautiful"
You're not that brilliant.
No not that brilliant.
My hate is pure.
And you're no angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was just another MAN.
And I will lose some sleep on that,
'Cause I ogled a MAN.
Not beautiful. Not beautiful.
Not beautiful, I'll puke.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I didn't see the truth.
Yeah, she caught my eye,
As HE walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
About to die
And I hope I don't see her again,
"Cause we shared a moment that will last till the end.
Not beautiful. Not beautiful.
Not beautiful, I'll puke.
I saw your hideous face, a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
Because I'd never ogle YOU.
Not beautiful. Not beautiful
Not beautiful, I'll puke.
There must be a devil, evil smile on its face,
When it thought up that I should look at you.
But it's time to face the truth,
'Cause I'd never wanna be with you.
You're not that brilliant.
No not that brilliant.
My hate is pure.
And you're no angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was just another MAN.
And I will lose some sleep on that,
'Cause I ogled a MAN.
Not beautiful. Not beautiful.
Not beautiful, I'll puke.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I didn't see the truth.
Yeah, she caught my eye,
As HE walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
About to die
And I hope I don't see her again,
"Cause we shared a moment that will last till the end.
Not beautiful. Not beautiful.
Not beautiful, I'll puke.
I saw your hideous face, a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
Because I'd never ogle YOU.
Not beautiful. Not beautiful
Not beautiful, I'll puke.
There must be a devil, evil smile on its face,
When it thought up that I should look at you.
But it's time to face the truth,
'Cause I'd never wanna be with you.
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Bravo! You had him for lunch!
You put it quite Bluntly... 5-5-5
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