Song Parodies -> "You're Bootyful"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"You're Bootyful"

Parody Written by:

evilrabidplotbunnies

The Lyrics

Hey, this is my first shot at writing a song parody, so don't be too brutal! Love, evilrabidplotbunnies (my www.fanfiction.net pen name)

Her face is brilliant.
Her tan is pure.
I hope she's single
But I'm not sure.
She smiled to me at the asylum
Through yellow teeth
But I won't lose no money on her,
I'Cause 'll get her cheap.

You're Bootyful. You're Bootyful
You're Bootyful, it's true
I saw your butt; thought you're a slut.
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never sleep with you.

Yes, she caught my cries
As I tripped on by.
She could hear from my words that I was
Looking to hire
And I don't think that I'll see her tonight,
But I looked at her jeans and I saw they were TIGHT.

You're Bootyful. You're Bootyful
You're Bootyful, it's true.
I saw your butt; thought you're a slut.
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never sleep with you.

I just wanna... See that butt, ah... Wanna see it now...

You're Bootyful, you're Bootyful
You're Bootyful, it's true.
There must be booty
With a tattoo on its cheek.
And I can't stop staring at her jeans.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never sleep with you.

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