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Song Parodies -> "Bluff or Fold"
Original Song Title:
"You're Beautiful"
(MP3)Original Performer:
James Blunt
Parody Song Title:
"Bluff or Fold"
Parody Written by:
Larry B
The Lyrics
My luck is brilliant
My luck is brilliant
My two and four
I've paired my deuce card
But nothing more
She smiled when she saw the turn card
She's in with another hand
But I won't read too deep on that
Cause I've got to plan
To bluff or fold
To bluff or fold
To bluff or fold, with two's
I saw your face
When the board showed ace
And I don't know what to do
Cause my hand will not beat you
Yeah she caught my eye
As I checked it by
She could see from my face that I held
Nothing high
And I don't think that I'll call her again
But I could check raise and hope she'll throw her cards in
To bluff or fold
To bluff or fold
To bluff or fold, with two's
I saw your face
When the board showed ace
And I don't know what to do
Cause my hand will not beat you
da da dum da da da dum da da da dum da yeah
To bluff or fold
To bluff or fold
To bluff or fold, with two's
There must be a signal with that smile on her face
When the dealer turned the last card for you
But it's time to face the truth
I will never win with two's.
My luck is brilliant
My two and four
I've paired my deuce card
But nothing more
She smiled when she saw the turn card
She's in with another hand
But I won't read too deep on that
Cause I've got to plan
To bluff or fold
To bluff or fold
To bluff or fold, with two's
I saw your face
When the board showed ace
And I don't know what to do
Cause my hand will not beat you
Yeah she caught my eye
As I checked it by
She could see from my face that I held
Nothing high
And I don't think that I'll call her again
But I could check raise and hope she'll throw her cards in
To bluff or fold
To bluff or fold
To bluff or fold, with two's
I saw your face
When the board showed ace
And I don't know what to do
Cause my hand will not beat you
da da dum da da da dum da da da dum da yeah
To bluff or fold
To bluff or fold
To bluff or fold, with two's
There must be a signal with that smile on her face
When the dealer turned the last card for you
But it's time to face the truth
I will never win with two's.
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Very well thought out...i enjoyed reading it...you got a three of a kind in 5s!!!
Hehehe... this song soooo needed a parody, and it's great to see one of this high quality! A definite 555.
Hard to win with a pair of deuces, but trip 5s are what you have here. Nice job.
I do adore anthing from ~LordBlunt~ Good write, Sir !
I'm always in for a gambling parody, and this is a good one. Something *tells* me you'll be writing some more of them.
A winning parody.
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