Song Parodies -> I Cannot Sing
| Original Song Title: | "Your'e Beautiful" |
| Original Performer: | James Blunt |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Cannot Sing" |
| Parody Written by: | Christopher Long |
This song is rubbish
This song is rubbish
The words are poor
And if I play it
She'll think I'm a bore
She ignored me on the subway
She was in another band
I will lose some sleep at night
Cause I'm living in my van
I cannot sing
I cannot sing
I cannot sing, it's true
I heard this tune, it should be finished soon
I don't want to clear the room
I'll never sing with you
So I'll walk on by
And I won't cry
She could see from my face that I was
Quite a guy
And I don't think that I can find my pen
I have a bad chorus, I could sing it till the end
I cannot sing
I cannot sing
I cannot sing, it's true
I heard my tune, it should finish soon
I don't want to clear the room
And I'll never sing with you
Blah Blah Blah Blah
Blah Blah Blah Blah
Blah Blah Blah Blahhhh
I cannot sing
I cannot sing
I cannot sing, it's true
There must be an angel
With a big suitcase
This record could always be replaced
But it's time to face the truth
I will never sing with you
This song is rubbish
The words are poor
And if I play it
She'll think I'm a bore
She ignored me on the subway
She was in another band
I will lose some sleep at night
Cause I'm living in my van
I cannot sing
I cannot sing
I cannot sing, it's true
I heard this tune, it should be finished soon
I don't want to clear the room
I'll never sing with you
So I'll walk on by
And I won't cry
She could see from my face that I was
Quite a guy
And I don't think that I can find my pen
I have a bad chorus, I could sing it till the end
I cannot sing
I cannot sing
I cannot sing, it's true
I heard my tune, it should finish soon
I don't want to clear the room
And I'll never sing with you
Blah Blah Blah Blah
Blah Blah Blah Blah
Blah Blah Blah Blahhhh
I cannot sing
I cannot sing
I cannot sing, it's true
There must be an angel
With a big suitcase
This record could always be replaced
But it's time to face the truth
I will never sing with you
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Oops, you must have had the misfortune of getting hit by a James Blunt fan. This is really funny and could also be about Dan Hill.
Totally about Dan Hill!! Dani-mania!!
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