Song Parodies -> You're Eating Someone

Original Song Title:

"Carry You Home"

Original Performer:

James Blunt

  
Parody Song Title:

"You're Eating Someone"

Parody Written by:

Michael Tobin

Paedos’ ate her only friend
And ate her again
Makes her body rotten
Like a tin of beans

She ate her mum then she went away
Then changed her name to Day
Miss Day Crown

Eating is the only way she’s done
Done, done

As fat as she is,
Tender, she’s not
I watched her eating someone with Limes
There’s wrong in her fart
And when it is quiet
I know what it means,
That she’s eating someone
You’re eating someone

If she’d chicken wings
She would eat away, for a good few days
We might give her some,
Eating is the only way she’s done
Done, Done

As fat as she is,
Tender, she’s not
I watched her eating someone with Limes
There’s wrong in her fart
And when it is quiet
I know what it means,
That she’s eating someone
You’re eating someone

And she did eat quickly in New York city, one night
Coz’ people there, eat their hair when they’re blind
Under McDonalds and Pizza Hut.

As fat as she is,
Tender, she’s not
I watched her eating someone with Limes
There’s wrong in her fart
And when it is quiet
I know what it means,
That she’s eating someone

As fat as she is,
tender, she’s not
I watched her eating someone with Limes
There’s wrong in her fart
And when it is quiet
I know what it means,
That she’s eating someone
You’re eating someone


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