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Song Parodies -> "You're Unlookable"
Original Song Title:
"You're Beautiful"
(MP3)Original Performer:
James Blunt
Parody Song Title:
"You're Unlookable"
Parody Written by:
Zakery "The Weird Man" Wood
The Lyrics
I have heard the "Weird Al" Yankovic's parody (You're Pitiful) of this song!!!
My life was perfect!
My life was perfect!
Until I looked at you
You're just so ugly
Your face made me blue
At home no one really notices you
You have a family,
but they even think
you look like poo
You're unlookable
You're unlookable
You're unlookable it's true
Never had a date,
that thought you looked great,
because you made him puke
What a bummer,
everyone is cuter than you
You just can't get the chance,
to find your true romance
Everybody you know,
still has diarreah in their pance
But you always find a way,
to live through the very next day
You're unlookable
You're unlookable
You're unlookable it's true
You're fully dressed
Trying to look your best,
but still look like poo
No ones uglier than you
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-barf
You're unlookable
You're unlookable
You're unlookable it's true
Your mom would much rather look at herself
She'll never be as ugly as you
Guess you'll never look so cute
I'm just so glad I'm not you
My life was perfect!
Until I looked at you
You're just so ugly
Your face made me blue
At home no one really notices you
You have a family,
but they even think
you look like poo
You're unlookable
You're unlookable
You're unlookable it's true
Never had a date,
that thought you looked great,
because you made him puke
What a bummer,
everyone is cuter than you
You just can't get the chance,
to find your true romance
Everybody you know,
still has diarreah in their pance
But you always find a way,
to live through the very next day
You're unlookable
You're unlookable
You're unlookable it's true
You're fully dressed
Trying to look your best,
but still look like poo
No ones uglier than you
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-barf
You're unlookable
You're unlookable
You're unlookable it's true
Your mom would much rather look at herself
She'll never be as ugly as you
Guess you'll never look so cute
I'm just so glad I'm not you
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The Pacing leaves much to be desired, but the concept was pretty good; It could use a few improvements, though, to make it funnier.
Good rhymes, but as TullyGirl said the pacing (or scansion) is way off from James Blunt's song. 233
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