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Song Parodies -> "Elizabeth "Betty" Cooper"
Original Song Title:
"You're Beautiful"
(MP3)Original Performer:
James Blunt
Parody Song Title:
"Elizabeth "Betty" Cooper"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
Her favorite color...
[Archie]: Betty, what's your favorite color?
[Betty]: My favorite was mostly blue.
[Archie]: Yeah, mine's red.
Her favorite color
It must be blue
So do her eyes and most
Of her clothes too
She's one of Archie's girlfriends
So does Veronica Lodge
Even Reggie loves Veronica
While Jughead loves hot fudge
Elizabeth, Elizabeth, Elizabeth Cooper
But, believe me, you can call her Betty
And she's feeling way super, and she's acting way duper
Yeah, she can't agree
To date Reggie
She's still loving no one other
Than Archie
Sometimes Betty does appear in pigtails
And most of the time, she had a ponytail
Elizabeth, Elizabeth, Elizabeth Cooper
But, believe me, you can call her Betty
And she's feeling way super, and she's acting way duper
Betty, Betty... Betty, Betty... Betty, Betty Cooper...
Elizabeth, Elizabeth, Elizabeth Cooper
But, believe me, you can call her Betty
She never knew a guy last-named Hooper
Though Ronnie's a whiny loser
So far, Betty's way cuter
[Archie]: Betty, what's your favorite color?
[Betty]: My favorite was mostly blue.
[Archie]: Yeah, mine's red.
Her favorite color
It must be blue
So do her eyes and most
Of her clothes too
She's one of Archie's girlfriends
So does Veronica Lodge
Even Reggie loves Veronica
While Jughead loves hot fudge
Elizabeth, Elizabeth, Elizabeth Cooper
But, believe me, you can call her Betty
And she's feeling way super, and she's acting way duper
Yeah, she can't agree
To date Reggie
She's still loving no one other
Than Archie
Sometimes Betty does appear in pigtails
And most of the time, she had a ponytail
Elizabeth, Elizabeth, Elizabeth Cooper
But, believe me, you can call her Betty
And she's feeling way super, and she's acting way duper
Betty, Betty... Betty, Betty... Betty, Betty Cooper...
Elizabeth, Elizabeth, Elizabeth Cooper
But, believe me, you can call her Betty
She never knew a guy last-named Hooper
Though Ronnie's a whiny loser
So far, Betty's way cuter
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Bravo: You've actually managed to write a parody that's worse than the original song.
I think this is cute. I used to read Archie and remember Betty always being in second place to that rich, spoiled Veronica. Michael: meow!
Yeah, I've seen a shot of Archie and Veronica or two since I was little...
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