I go online and head to (ey oh, ey oh, ey oh)
A forum for a post or two (ey oh, ey oh, ey oh)
Join discussions, state opinions
It's just like a little union

There's something 'bout this
A thread I notice
And if it's good I'll just post my lil' 2 cents
But someone's really lost control
When I read the thread and have to use the sideways scroll

I don't know what it is
That makes you post that way
I don't know who you are
But you just got a king size avatar
And it's forcing me to scroll sideways, so take it off
(You just make me wanna scream)

Hey dude, listen to me now (ey oh, ey oh, ey oh)
It's time for me to break your bow (ey oh, ey oh, ey oh)
That big picture shows your ego
You think it's a one man big show

There's something 'bout you
You're irritating
Whenever you post topics I avoid them
Coz I only want a decent size
On threads I read so they can be good for my eyes
(My eyes, my eyes)

I don't know what it is
That makes you post that way
I don't know who you are
But you just got a king size avatar
And it's forcing me to scroll sideways, so take it off
(You just make me wanna scream)

I hate the way you're postin' (ey oh, ey oh, ey oh)
I just started reading this thread and then (You just make me wanna scream)
Use a small pic, alligator
Then I know you will thank me later

Make your move, can we get a better poster
You make threads just to make a big fuzz
Hey boy, I ain't got nothing more to say
Coz you already messed up my day

I don't know what it is
That makes you post that way
I don't know who you are
But you just got a king size avatar
And it's forcing me to scroll sideways, so take it off
(You just make me wanna scream)