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Song Parodies -> "Soccer"

Original Song Title:

"Hope"

Original Performer:

Jack Johnson

Parody Song Title:

"Soccer"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

A soccer plays much as football
You don't really know what to do
Do you think that you're not alone?
You really think that you are immune to
Its gonna get that the best of kickng
Its gonna lift you up and let you getting
It will defeat you then teach you to get back up
After it takes away all that
You learn to love

Your sport is a soccer
Out of focus
But in sight
The frames are in Europe
And in the end of a kick of illusion
A player waiting its turn
Now I can see right through
It's a warning that nobody heard

It will teach you to love what you're saying of
After it takes away all that
You learn to love
But you don't
Always
Have to hold your head
Higher than your heart

You better players you're not alone
You better players you're not alone
You better players you're not alone
You better players you're not alone
You better players you're not alone
You better players you're not alone
You better players you're not alone
You better be playing you're not so...
Du du rut
Players you're not alone
Hmm hmm humm

Your -
Your kicking comes back out of tune
Now you can quite get used to it
Soccer is just European
The problem is that there's no truth to it
It's kicking way too soon
The soccer is to kick on it
And maybe you should be winning too
Before it takes away all that you learned to love
It will defeat you and then teach you to get back up
Cause you don't
Always
Have to hold your head
Higher than your heart

You better players you're not alone
You better players you're not alone
You better players you're not alone
You better be playing you're not alone
You better players you're not alone
You better players you're not alone
You better players you're not alone
You better players you're not so...
Du ru ru ru ru
Players you're not alone
Hmm hmmm hmmmm
Better players
Huuu huuu hmmm
Better playersyou're not alone
Huuu huuu hmmm
Hooope

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