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Song Parodies -> "No Sam I Am(I Dont Want Green Eggs And Ham"

Original Song Title:

"The Way I Am"

Original Performer:

Ingrid Michealson

Parody Song Title:

"No Sam I Am(I Dont Want Green Eggs And Ham"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

if you want me to eat it then i wont let you
even shut off the lights it still looks bad
cuz i wont eat it in the morning
and i wont eat those green eggs and ham

wont eat it with chilii or in a sweater
its naeseating when its on a platter
cuz i wont even eat them with halle barry
oh i wont eat those green eggs and ham

cook them using propane but i still wont give a care
wont eat them with peaches or even pears
cuz i wont eat them if its processed
i wont eat those green eggs and ham(2)
you wont make me sir sam i am

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