Cop: Yo' dude, Yo' dude!
S.T.G.: Flip the finger at you, you little bad driver.
Cop: I am the cop of the highway,
And your name is on the list.
S.T.G.: Shoot!
Cop: You're under arrest!
S.T.G.: I ain't goin nowhere wit yo' butt,
And if you put your cuffs on me,
We gettin down right here.

Tha' finger, tha' finger.
Tha' finger, tha' finger.
Tha' finger, tha' finger.
Tha' finger, tha' finger.

Failed at driving, I guess I'll join the army!
Failed at driving, I guess I'll join the army!
Failed at driving, I guess I'll join the army!
Failed at driving, I guess I'll join the army!

S.T.G.:
Come and listen to the man that's drunk and really hoarse.
Really drunk as hell, using the force.
Throws cops off course, of course, he's in a freeway.
We drive like chuch-goers, on a Sunday.
Collisions, divisions of Cheves, radio listenin'.
Crash into a Mercedes, call your mortician.
I failed at driving, and I'm also in the army.
First we ride 'em, and we shake 'em, I outrank him.
You can call me citizen Kane, I'm in vain.
Ten years straight, then I just got drunk one day.
Mr. S.T.G., look inside a dictionary.
Year 2000, yes, my name's Sean.
I'm a five star, tryin' to get my car start.
Where you gonna drive to?
Who wants to ride too?
Bad driving! Bad driving!

Tha' finger, tha' finger.
Tha' finger, tha' finger.

I'm am suspect mainly, in police stations worldwide.
Intoxikied, your highness is the finest.
Butts, big as China,
You whiner.
I am drunk as hell driving to my Aunt Jemimah's.
I'm mental, drivers drive without limits.
Get take-out dinners, our lawyers represent us.
Radio antennas, radars, and flashy lights.
See if you drive drunk right, we gotta fight.
Hold on tight, to the wheel, and pump metal.
Some coppers don't drink, until you leave bread with 'em.
See a new bribe in 'em, 200 dollars left with 'em.
Keep your mouth shut! Drunk drivers cuffed.
See these cuffed maids, major drunk fed.
Step on the gas, son!
Let's have some fun!
Bad driving! Bad driving!

Tha' finger, tha' finger.
Tha' finger, tha' finger.
Tha' finger, tha' finger.
Tha' finger, tha' finger.

Failed at driving, I guess I'll join the army!
Failed at driving, I guess I'll join the army!
Failed at driving, I guess I'll join the army!
Failed at driving, I guess I'll join the army!
Bad driving, I guess I'll join the army!
Bad driving, I guess I'll join the army!
Bad driving, I guess I'll join the army!
Bad driving, I guess I'll join the army!
Crash in driving,
In the ghetto, in the ghetto
In the city, the suburbs.. penetentiary
Failed at driving!
In the county..
Bad driving, bad driving!
Failed at driving, I guess I'll join the army!{yeayayyyyyyyy}
Failed at driving, I guess I'll join the army!{yeayayyyyyyyy}
Failed at driving, I guess I'll join the army!{yeayayyyyyyyy}
Failed at driving, I guess I'll join the army!{bad driving!}
I guess I'll join the army!
I guess I'll join the army!
I guess I'll join the army!
I guess I'll join the army!

I'm in for life, baby!
I'm in for life!
I'm in for life!


Hear ye, hear ye.
All terribly intoxicated drivers,
Are to meet at the school at 3.
To be led into the driving,
S.T.G. the drunk great!