Song Parodies -> "Untied"

Original Song Title:

"Collide"

Original Performer:

"Untied"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I'm sure there are a lot of people who would like to do this to the douchebags that go to the club and hit on every girl there. Original Song

The bar is closing
I’ll go hit on you
What you’re proposing
“Let’s get tangled up, want to?”
“Yeah!”

Go back to my home
What’ll happen, who knows?
“You’re kinky, man this will be great!”
Now I’m restrained!

This is the best night of my life
Who knew I was the bondage type?
Then she took off my own necktie
This blows my mind
I can’t get untied

It’s quiet, “Hello?
Tie left a deep impression”
Naked and all alone…
She left me high and dry!

Why’d I agree to even try?
Oh man, my arms are sore tonight!
Try to break free with all my might
I realize…
I can’t get untied!

Need help here
Can’t scratch my face
I’ll change my life!

If I get free, I promise I
Will never hit on girls at night
Ones that are drunk, no longer like
I’ll be real kind
If I get untied!

I’ll be kind
If I get untied!

I’ll change my life
If I get untied!

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Matthias - July 06, 2013 - Report this comment

I could see this happening in an episode of How I Met Your Mother where one of the tramps that Barney hooks up with finally gets the best of him and leaves him tied up on her bed as her huge musclebound boyfriend comes home.

Blaydeman - July 09, 2013 - Report this comment

(ABC) The basis of the situation is funny in itself, but I feel like the OS doesn't lend itself to delivering punchlines and the tone makes it rough to really laugh at it. So the comedy was a little low IMO. I liked the idea, but the execution fell a little flat for me. Sorry.

Max Power - July 11, 2013 - Report this comment

Now you can get a fight in the club, fight club, get it? *gets booed*

bobpiecheese - July 16, 2013 - Report this comment

(ABC) Yeah, this is a bit lacking in LOL, but that's the short lines of the OS working against you here. Personally I found this parody pretty good, you got as much out of the OS as you could, and douchebags getting their comeuppance is always enjoyable. 555!

Agrimorfee - July 16, 2013 - Report this comment

Always have a neutral code word...and a pair of tiny scissors ...on hand.

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