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Song Parodies -> "Pollite"
Original Song Title:
"Collide"
Original Performer:
Howie Day
Parody Song Title:
"Pollite"
Parody Written by:
White Trash
The Lyrics
the night is wasted
the dates done now im screwed
im humiliated
and its all because of you yeah
you dont eat with your mouth closed
make us gasp with your bad jokes
you just burped in my mommas face
im emmbarased
you act like a redneck from the south
even the wrong words come from your mouth
hope you can see the mischief in your eyes
cuz we all find
your not that pollite
obnoxious foooooooool
you really are so immoral
ive found that everyone wants you confined
chorus 2
your rude as can be
learn some manners capeash
i want you to learn
some manners tonight
the dates done now im screwed
im humiliated
and its all because of you yeah
you dont eat with your mouth closed
make us gasp with your bad jokes
you just burped in my mommas face
im emmbarased
you act like a redneck from the south
even the wrong words come from your mouth
hope you can see the mischief in your eyes
cuz we all find
your not that pollite
obnoxious foooooooool
you really are so immoral
ive found that everyone wants you confined
chorus 2
your rude as can be
learn some manners capeash
i want you to learn
some manners tonight
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