Song Parodies -> "(My Girl Friend Was) a Guy!"

Original Song Title:

"Collide"

Original Performer:

Howie Day

Parody Song Title:

"(My Girl Friend Was) a Guy!"

Parody Written by:

Lon Brown and Howard Shapiro

The Lyrics

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The date was ending...
Or so I did think...
More time we're spending...
As I sat you on your sink (yeah).

I took off my clothes.
Couldn't wait for your show.
Then I worried I just may have made
A huge mistake!

'Cause when your dress fell down that time
Something peculiar caught my eye
Couldn't believe what I did find,
To my surprise, my girlfriend was a guy!

It's shocking, you know,
I thought you were a woman
'Till I found your thing below,
It's larger than my own!

'Cause when your dress fell down that time
Something peculiar caught my eye
'Couldn't believe what I did find
To my surprise, my girlfriend was a guy

You are queer...
And I am straight...
This just ain't right...

'Cause when your dress fell down that time
Something peculiar caught my eye
Couldn't believe what I did find
To my surprise, my girlfriend was a guy.
To my surprise, my girlfreind was a guy.
To my surprise, my girlfriend was a guy.

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