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Song Parodies -> "Crawling In The Bark"

Original Song Title:

"Crawling In The Dark"

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Parody Song Title:

"Crawling In The Bark"

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The Lyrics

The termites shall inherit the Earth!
We shall infiltrate
And jeopardize your furnish-ings
Your lovely wooden desk
Should feel it's doom impending
We'll smash your chateau with infestations that will rage
The human voices we hear say: "We're so sick of their noshing!"

Chew through hardwood floors
We're the termite bandits
And we're crawling in the bark, Munching on your ladder
We'll come by the horde till your home is rancid
We've been crawling in the bark, Pissing off tree planters

Walls we're tearing up
Alluring with it's taste, dude, That chest will soon see it's demise
We salivate for forests
Drilled your Christmas tree, Hunger for your puppetry
We'll spit acid at the fleas since a bug's life is gory!

Those counters we'll bore
Unless they are granite
We're all crawling in the bark as woodcarving masters
Dined on your front door, Left your place abandoned
We're all crawling in the bark, Cutting down your rafTERS!

That fence is shoved down my throat! (Throat, throat, throat, throat...)

Don't need burgers when we've got your boat (Got your boat...)
Soon we'll conquer and then we will gloat (We will gloat...)
Watch as we're snacking on that place you leased, That's our biggest feast
And you'll be peeved!

Gonna win this war
With our insect habits
We're all crawling in the bark, Leaving a disaster
Gulped down rowing oars and then your whole attic
We're all crawling in the bark, Left nothing but plaSTER!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Jonathan S. - March 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Sounds like a real Nightmare On Elm Trees. A parody like this maple at one's heart-strings and cause one to pine. I don't know wye such a terrible fate should fall upon yew. I'm logging some fives for this. (Oak-kay, I think I''l leaf the tree puns to everyone else now...)
Agrimorfee - March 30, 2016 - Report this comment
Woodn't you like to know.

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