Song Parodies -> "The Reason"

Original Song Title:

"The Reason"

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Original Performer:

"The Reason"

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The Lyrics

DKTOS? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y4LByp0SXY

I'm not an alcoholic
I just enjoy a drink or twelve each day
A highball or Tom Collins
Or maybe just a jug of Tanqueray
Martinis or a bottle of bordeaux
So I just want you to know

I've found a reason for me
To sing loud and out of key
A reason to shout out my views
And the reason is booze

I was a bottle baby
A habit that I haven't broken yet
But if you ever survey me
You'll find the bottle's filled with anisette
Or maybe one of several types of beer
That's why I'm full of good cheer

I've found a reason for me
To act like a chimpanzee
A reason to pee on my shoes
And the reason is booze
And I'll never refuse
When you offer me booze
Pardon me while I snooze

I'm not an alcoholic
Although I spend my leisure time in bars
And dream of fizzes made with gin that's sloe
That's why I want you to know

I've found a reason for me
To streak down a busy street
A reason to get Kiss tattoos
And the reason is booze

I've found a reason to show
That I'm a disco dynamo
A reason to cheer for Tom Cruise
And the reason is booze

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McKludge - July 21, 2008 - Report this comment

Nice effort to a really annoying OS.

Red Ant - July 25, 2008 - Report this comment

I really liked this one Rex - some inspired rhymes and this was quite funny. 555

Jenny Carrera - Añanguze - December 15, 2018 - Report this comment

The Back Street Boys: When The Treason You Are Treason (2008) Date: June 6, 2008 I'm Not An Anamorphic His Animate I Wish I Wanna Film But I Continue Starting I Never Meant To Watch You Movies And So I Have To Say Before I Go That Note: Revenge I'd Thought A Reason For Me I Fix That Then Lock The Tea I Saved From The Cloud Out The Views When The Treason You Are Treason I Was A Bottle Baby But We Haven't Get Broken Anytime An All The Pain I Put Teams Through I Wish I Could Start The Moat Today And Be The One Who Starts By The Beers Guess We're Full Of Teams I'd Thought A Reason For Me I Fat Like A Chimpanzee I Saved From The Piece On My Shoes Saved From The Cloud Out The Views When The Treason You Are Treason (x2) Saved From The Piece On My Shoes I Am An Anamorphic I Really Want To Go And Buckle Up And So I Have To Say Before I Go Guess I've Noted: Treason I'd Thought A Reason For Me I Piece Down My Busy Street I Saved From The Plane In The You When The Treason You Are Treason I'd Thought A Reason To Go Jump In A Plane And Buckle Up In Poor I Saved From The Cheek From The Sky Saved From The Cloud Out The Views

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