I'm not an active person
There's many things that I will never do

But I continue playing
I never meant to go and beat you
And so I have to say before I roll
That I just beat you Ho! Ho!!!

I've found a reason for me
To change from Monopoly
The reason Mrs. Peacock is blue
And the reason is Clue

I'm sorry that I rolled 2
It's something I must live with though the game
And all the pain I put you through
With the rope in the Conservatory
And you're who pays for all the beers
That's why we play this all year

I found the reason you cheat
On something more than just me
A reason why we never screw
And the reason is Clue
And the reason is Clue
And the reason is Clue
And the reason is Clue

I'm quite a playful person
Never in amusement parks or in the Zoo
Milton Bradley and Parker are my bros
Now I just want you to roll

I found a reason for me
To sit down on my hinny
I killed Boddy in the Ballroom
And the reason is Clue

I found a reason I won't outgrow
A game everyone seems to know
A reason the game's never through
And the reason is Clue