I hate being a hero,
There's so many things I have to do,
But I continue fighting,
Cause Princess Zelda I do it for you,
And so I deserve a reward,
And I want to force you to give me,

Give the Triforce to me,
To give me power over you
So I can destroy the world,
Haha just kidding did I get you,

But I still need the Triforce
It's something Ganondorf steals everyday,
And all the towns that he destroyed,
I want to drive all of him away,
And make sure the Triforce is near,
I'll make Hyrule happier,

Give the Triforce to me,
To give me power over you
So I can destroy the world,
Haha just kidding did I get you{x4]

I'm not a stupid hero,
Although you think I may be,
Cause Ganondorf always comes back,
And now I can't relax,

Give the Triforce to me,
To give me power over you
So I can destroy the world,
Haha just kidding did I get you,

Give the Triforce to me,
To give me power over you
So I can destroy the world,
Haha just kidding did I get you,

I've found the Triforce too bad,
Now I'm getting driven mad,
This is what I must do,
And now I will kill you