I gotta use the bathroom
But my boss is giving me a test
I wish I could use that room
Cause i'm about to make a great big mess
And I can't hold any longer now, now it is time to go

My pants are leaking with pee
Its dripping all down my knee
I'm smelling up the whole place
You should see my face

Now I made my boss angry
He fired me because I made a scene
Its just a little pee pee
At least it wasn't dirty it was clean
Now i'm unemplyed and my wifes gonna cuss
And it is all because

My pants were leaking with pee
They dripped right all down my knee
It smelled up the whole damn place
You should've see my face (X 4)

I gotta use the bathroom
But my boss is giving me a test
I wish I could use that room
Cause i'm about to make a great big mess
And I can't hold any longer now, now it is time to go

My pants are leaking with pee
Its dripping all down my knee
I'm smelling up the whole place
You should see my face

My pants were leaking badly
I had to wash off the pee
My wife slapped my cheek
And its becasue of my leak