Song Parodies -> "The Reason (for reinstalling Windows)"

Original Song Title:

"The Reason"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Hoobastank

Parody Song Title:

"The Reason (for reinstalling Windows)"

Parody Written by:

John Barnett

The Lyrics

It could be subtitled "Apology to a computer."

I'm not a perfect techie
there's many things I wish I didn't do
but I continue learning
I never should have run M.E. on you
and so I have to say before I go
that I just want you to know
I've found a reason to be
fixing PC's are to me
the reason to start over new
and the reason is blue

I'm sorry that I crashed you
that's something that I don't do every day
and all the pain I put you through
running windows M.E. every day
but I'm the one who ends up with the tears
that's why I need you to hear

I've found a reason for me
to wipe you it needs to be
the reason to start over new
and the reason is blue.
and the reason is blue
and the reason is blue
and the reason is blue

i'm not a perfect techie
I always run unsigned drivers on you
and so I have to say before I go
that I just want you to know

I've found that XP is real great
the side of me you didn't hate
the reason for all that I do
and the reason is blue

I've found a reason to show
the side of me you didn't know
the reason for all that I do
and the reason is blue.

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Linead - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment

...Windows XP...great...what are you smoking?

Bob O'Mara - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment

I found this parody slightly more hilarious than the average viewer because you sound just like a friend of mine. About a month ago, he ran some kind of tests on my computer, and now I can't get past the windows screen onto the desktop! Anyway, good job!

D. Pietras - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment

my family has a Windows ME computer... hilarious

mike - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment

that was cool but its a parody i noticed you used alot of the orignal sentances from the song but not bad i guess

Phil Alexander - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment

DKTOS, but enjoyed this nonetheless...

Jenny Carrera - Añanguze - January 15, 2019 - Report this comment

I'm a perverted techie There aren't many things I wish I didn't do But I Continue yearning I really want to do windows To You And so I have to say before i go That I just want you to know I've Found a Reason To be Showing XPs are real seen The Reason To Run around Nude And That Reason is booze I'm horny cause I crashed you, That's something I remember everyday And all the pain I put you through, I wish that I will start it up today But I'm the one who starts out with the beer, That's why I know that it's clear-- I'm a perverted techie I really want to do windows To You And so I have to say before I go That I just want you to know I've found that XP is real great The part of me you shouldn't hate The reason for all I do And That Reason is booze I've Found a Reason To Show The part of me you shouldn't know The reason for all I do And That Reason is booze

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