Flooding from the shower ain't too great
My socks are getting soaked right now
Carpet won’t be drying; It’s wrecked I’m afraid
Not even if I try to use that Shamwow

Well… My sink over-flowed too
The puddle it made was huge
Next time I’ll check if it was left on

My big screen TV’s destroyed can’t watch the game
No warranty!
This water has gone up past my ankles
Watching me splash to find the leak
I sigh… And four letter words I cry!
Somebody’s neck I really could strangle!
Water’s up past my ankles!!!

This flooding’s gotten out of hand… And quite
Cause my dishwasher’s cracked too
My kitchen has turned to debris
Table’s floating by
With no home insurance I’m screwed

Well…
This flood has brought me doom
Need to rent a motel room
My current home’s only good for a swan

I don’t really have a choice till the water’s drained
House of algae
From my chandelier seaweed dangles
I’ll do housework while my wife shrieks
“Oh My!!! On our bed some flounders died!
That awful smell I hardly can handle!!!”

“Well then go light some candles!”

I’m getting really darn annoyed with mold that I scrape
Off everything!
We can’t use our Internet cable
Attaching cords send a shock through me!
Twist it tight… Turn off that faucet, Guy!
Cause I just mopped up all of these puddles
No liquids I’ll funnel!!!
No slime… Or water damage this time!
Because my whole home was in shambles
With water up past my ankles!

(Flooding from the shower ain't too great)