Honey mustard makes me sal-i-vate
And Salsa could be good right now
Sour Cream and Chives will be good, the next day
These tater crispers, they don't crunch out too loud
Well, these chips will be my doom
I take a whiff, then I chew
And the empty can will roll on
It's really good to know the fat is less, no shame
Barbecue's sweet
Gotta put my lips 'round some Pringles
Buying more than 12 cans a week
I think I could invest by the caseful
Get my lips 'round some Pringles

They're so yummy in my meal, late at night,
In breakfast, and in lunch too
Crumble when you shake them too heavily
But that is alright
Throw the crumbs into your beef stew
And, try them fried with mushrooms
Coat them on your cookies, too
There is nothing you can't put them on
It's really best, of course, to eat them all plain
All stacked up neat
Putting my lips 'round a Pringle
Wonderful flavors, all oh so chic
I cry, there's so many left to try
Hell, let's buy them all by the truckful
Bulk store trips for my Pringles

It's lots of fun just to say this here brand name
Repeat, repeat
Coming from your lips, makes me tingle
Snacking these chips just like a freak
Mr. Pringle was a clever guy
I eat them all up by the handful
I just trip for these Pringles
And to Fritos I just say "goodbye",
But of course, it's really isn't too healthful
Got my hips from those Pringles

Funny how I gained so much in weight