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Song Parodies -> "Fatter than Me"

Original Song Title:

"Better than Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Fatter than Me"

Parody Written by:

Andrew D. Lacroix

The Lyrics

Well, I have really done it, gone ahead and took another parodist's song title, but this song is totally different than Dempo's. It's about a father who's undergone gastric bypass and has now seen his son grow to the point where he weighs more than he does. Song nine. Joe, by the way, is the kid in the song. No offense to any person named Joe, big or not.
I think you are much fatter than me
After all the ice cream I just saw you eat
It's time to diet, son, I just seen
The first number on the scale, not two but three
I told myself ,"I forgive you
But you remember
What it feels like to be bigger."

I really miss my gut in my face
And the way french fries used to taste
I think Joe should know this
You are much fatter than me

"Joe, my son, come here to me
You know how big Daddy used to be
If there's one thing I don't wanna see
You ending up as diabetic as me."
I told myself, "I forgive you
But now remember
What it felt like when you..."

Had brought Joe up in this way
No wonder he's so damn heavy
And I think you oughta know this
He got much fatter than me

Gotta lift weights from your shoulder
You oughta run when it's colder
I can't believe
You were as big as I once was
Never should have left you where I was
This won't be the end... No...!

I really miss my gut in my face
And the way ice cream did taste
But I think you should know this
You oughta be thinner than me

In a few years we'll see
About gastric bypass surgery
I really do know this
You are much fatter than me
(I think I will notice)
Joe is much fatter than me
(Four years from now he'll be)
Joe will be thinner than me.
Written 7/8/07 by Andrew D. Lacroix.

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white trash - July 09, 2007 - Report this comment
good song straight 5s really good

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