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Song Parodies -> "Wake Up, I'm A Whore"

Original Song Title:

"Wake Up"

Original Performer:

Hillary Duff

Parody Song Title:

"Wake Up, I'm A Whore"

Parody Written by:

James Arnold

The Lyrics

There's people talking
They talk about me
They know my name
They think they know everything
But they don't know anything, about me
(I have to go pee)

Give me a male whore
Give me a DJ
Play me a record
Forget what they say
"Cause I need to go
Need to get laid, tonight

I put my makeup on a Saturday night
I try to make it happen
Try to make it tight
I know I make mistakes
I'm living life day to day
It's never really easy but it's okay
(It's okay, okay...)

Wake up, wake up
On a Saturday night
Could be New York
Maybe Hollywood and Vine
London, Paris, maybe Tokyo
There's something going on
Anywhere I go, tonight
Tonight, yeah get laid tonight

The city's restless
guys all in me
People, emotions, sick of all the same routines
And they need to go, they need to get laid, tonight



People all inside me everywhere that I go
People all inside me, they don't really know me
Everybody's watching like it's some kind of show
Everybody's watching, they don't really know you now...
(They don't really know me, they don't really know me...)
And forever im a whore...

Wake up, wake up
(Wake up, wake up)

Wake up, wake up
(Wake up, wake up)

[Chorus x2]

(Wake up, wake up...)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.7
How Funny: 1.0
Overall Rating: 1.3

Total Votes: 3

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 2   0
 3   1
 4   1
 5   0

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Inferno714 - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know exactly how the song goes, so I just gave you a 3 on pacing. But what I really want to say is this: HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF HILARY DUFF, YOU $#&@*!^ JERK?! 312, and you're lucky to get that.
Andrew Darwitan - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
That's so bad that you're almost imitating the original lyric. 1s for you.
Kaitlin - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
That's mean to call her a whore you're the whoreLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diso - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
hillary duff es super me encanta wake up pero la verdad no se tiene una bn imagen a los papas ps a los mios perdon si quieren tener un comentario

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