At our shack
All throughout the evening
Be there on the fifth, at nine
With cosplay on your mind

Come opaque
Cover up your nutsack
This time we'll be square
And clad's the purpose on design
So drop by

In a Jedi gown
and mask from Scream
Like a castaway
Or worker bee
Come in garnish like a stunner
Or quite mainstream
Come without a frown
But drop in CLAD!
Come down clad!

That evening
Everything' be covered
Dig to find an outfit unused
Or use your kin

Come like gents
Maybe bring a present
At least bring out a sweater
And something down to shins
Not just skin

Like the Cleveland Browns
Or English Queen
But just rollerblades'
too scantily
Come like cavemen or spelunkers
Or hardhat teams
Or an evil clown
But drop in CLAD!
Come down clad!

So come down
So come down
So come down

Like a cave troll
on a pub crawl
Just come down

In a prayer shawl
on roll of weed
Guard at TSA
Or cloddy swede
But don't come down here just to chunder
At our shebeen
Like the last hoedown
Now come down CLAD!
Come down clad!
Come down clad!

Like a rag doll
Like an oddball
Like a flag pole
Just come down

To our shack
At next Thursday evening