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Song Parodies -> "Dumbass Thief"

Original Song Title:

"Come Clean"

Original Performer:

Hilary Duff

Parody Song Title:

"Dumbass Thief"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Don't you hate it when you're on a quest and you're stuck with the rogue who is a complete dumbass?
A goooooold staaaaack
Keeps this nimwad grinning
Clatters when he luuuurks
He's stuuuunned his aaaaarms are tied tiiiiiiiight...

Snagged reliiiiiics and he's pelt with pelleeeeets
Plus those ancient stairs made him so startled
They're a sliiiiide
Steeeeep... Decliiiiiiiiiiine...

Don't you take that crown
That shakes and gleams
You'll be squashed today
In agony
By a giant rolling boulder
It's all a scheme
You're in pain right now
You dumbass thief, Yooou dumbass thieeeef, Whoaaa...

He's sweeeeeeatiiiiiing
Fretting every trap doooooooor...
Trying to snatch that gooooooblet, He's screwed
Inside that piiiiiiiit, Whoooaaa...

You dipsh*****t
Stuffed under your armpiiiiiiit
A golden trout that's treasured
By this tribe of misfits
Now they're piiiiiissed

Where's your brain you clown?!
You're chased by bees
Heard you slosh through waves
You're panicky
Since those insects are mad hunters
They're gonna sting
Why'd you snag that gown?!
You dumbass thieeeeeeef, Yooooou dumbass thieeeeeef....

Yoooou dumbass thieeeeeef... Yeeaaahhh...
Dodge that chainsaw
You'll be maimed Paul
Not cunning...

Pulled that chain you drowned
Don't pinch that green
You'll be chopped with blades
A tragedy
Losing blood due to your blunders
You're full of greed
Watched you faint, Passed out
You dumbass thief

Oh, You dumbass thief
Oh, You dumbass thief
Robbed the Great Wall
Snagging strange shawls
Use your brain, Paul!
You dumbass thief!

You've launched traaaaaaps...
Since yooooou're so damn clumsssssssy...

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Matthias - February 10, 2017 - Report this comment
"Pulled that chain you drowned" should have been "pull this chain you'll drown" instead because he's still alive, the character is just warning him.
Peter Andersson - February 12, 2017 - Report this comment
So that's why Indiana Jones was at his best without a sidekick? I expected a bad heist against some vault story (those movies are often good) angle but you dug yourself outta that trap with this parody.

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