-> "Automatic Cars Only"
Original Song Title:
"Now You Know"
Parody Song Title:
"Automatic Cars Only"
The Lyrics
It's a crime
Driving cars more than
All the gas you see smoking
As those guys
Turn to red I am
Just about to get whooped in
So the first gear goes
Can't drive a manual
Then after it [rev limiter] goes red, I might blow the engine
I never learned to shift to gear two
Oh no, clutch control, now I know
Nothing really runs smooth
It keeps stalling
I must've wasted two-thirds of fuel
Oh no, top gear goes, no control
I'm a great driver
When the car's auto
Feel so light
Craving oxygen
All this smoke's left me empty
I can't run
I can't handle it
Can someone out there help me
Maybe this is bold
But I'm hoping you'll stay so I'll save the engine
I never learned to shift to gear two
Oh no, clutch control, now I know
Nothing really runs smooth
It keeps stalling
I must've wasted two-thirds of fuel
Oh no, top gear goes, no control
I'm a great driver
When the car's auto
I cannot go back
Reverse gear is very hard to get to (That's bad, yeah)
I cannot go back
I must get the back to you (That's bad)
So the clutch I broke
Yeah, but you should've known
Now what should I do before I blow the engine?
I never learned to shift to gear two
Oh no, clutch control, now I know
Nothing really runs smooth
It keeps stalling
I must've wasted two-thirds of fuel
Oh no, top gear goes, no control
I'm a great driver
When the car's auto
I never learned to shift to gear two
Oh no, clutch control, now I know
Nothing really runs smooth
It keeps stalling
I must've wasted two-thirds of fuel
Oh no, top gear goes, no control
I'm a great driver
When the car's auto
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