I’m always trying to figure out
What you are all about
Like you don’t know what some hygiene is
Stay dirty like a pig

It shouldn’t take a gunpoint
To bathe you to a done point

If you don’t take a bath
No one hangs with you again
Everybody stand back
Toxic smell; you could die
Got a chronic fear of suds
Just get into a bathtub!
If you don’t take a bath
Then the dirt builds up
It’ll coat you ear to ear

You just don’t seem to understand
I need a good gas mask
It’s kind of being paralyzed
Right here in my chest

CDC has a quandary
Just run you through the laundry

If you can’t take a bath
Then I’ll get nasal abrasion
You’re so dirty you’re black
You are coated with grime
Doctors will cringe in disgust
If you don’t clean yourself up
If you can’t take a bath
Then you’re too nasty
And I’ll get out of here

You can spend your whole life
Wash-depriving, dumpster-diving, emulsifying and regriming
‘Till nothing shows through anymore

Stinks so bad, it burns my eyes
And up my nose, I’ll run away
And run away
That’s too much; I abhor

Even with deodorant
You’re a walking crowd deterrent

If you won’t take a bath
We’ll go over all it again
I’ll have a heart attack
This is nine one one
Dropped me right there on the rug
The stink can’t be covered up
If you won’t take a bath
My time with you’s up
Now my nose feels all weird

If you don’t take a bath
It can get quite enragin’
I will never come back
Since my nose stopped workin’
The fire alarm sensed that musk
Triggered it right sure enough
If you do take a bath
The drain will clog up
And it would flood in here

Wash behind your ears