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Song Parodies -> "On Calculus"

Original Song Title:

"So Yesterday"

Original Performer:

Hilary Duff

Parody Song Title:

"On Calculus"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This is for all the people who really hate CALCULUS... A view of what Calculus thinks of you ppl who hate it...
You can't get an "A"- If you want it
You may get a "D"- If you wanna
If you hate that mark,
well it's the way it goes.

I'm gonna hurt your dreams,
and your own IQ - Cause I wanna
With stuff like Intergals
You know you're gonna be so screwed
At least it's today, it's today, it's today

If it's over, you'll reach your limit
Derivatives, Proofs it's what's
On Calculus, On Calculus
It is something that's gonna be in your life
Related rates, walk to lampposts
I will cram you with evil theorems
On Calculus, On Calculus
That's is something that we all wish will go away

Epsilon from fail- that's your future
If you take my course- you're gonna get it
You can say you hate it, but tough luck I'm gonna make it
Thank you... you made my mind up for me
When your answers started to be crazy
When you see a single sob,
Who cares Calculus isn't a throb...
At least not today, not today, not today, Cause

[Repeat Chorus]

If you're over me, I'm already over you
Giving you something like tricks in the air
Expanding, Factoring and Multiply
Is what I expected of you to do
But no, you gotta make a mistake
By U-Substitution without a break
You can stick around, figure me out, Do it about... Cause'

[Repeat Chorus 2X]

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