Hey I want that shirt
(but you took it)
And I want that scarf
(But you took it)
And I want those pants,
Your gonna make me barf
So I'm gonna pull your hair
And kick you in the ass
You don't look good in jeans
Baby your ass is grass.

That is, for today, for today, for today,
Just
Give me the belt and no one gets hurt and if you buy it
you know there'll be hell to pay, be hell to pay, don't you know that hat makes you look gay?
Scream and shout all you want but, if you buy it you know there'll be hell to pay, be hell to pay, haven't you heard that hat makes you look gay? (look gaay)

You can buy that shirt
( I don't want it)
You can have that dress
(I don't want it)
But if you take that skirt, girl you'll be a mess
Cause you, you try to dress like me and it makes me sad.
Girl if you take those socks, I'll be extremely mad!

(Chorus)

I'll pop you one or leave me alone you choose
Kick you ass, you've got nothing left to lose.
But it depends if you wanna buy those khaki pants,
I'll unleash my fiery red fire ants
Down your pants
Into your ass
It hurts
Get some cream and rub it on your bum
You'd better stop crying or Ill F you up!

That is for today for today for todaaay! Just
(Chorus)


Haven't you heard that belt makes you look gay?