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Song Parodies -> "Get lewd or get lost"

Original Song Title:

"Go hard or go home"

Original Performer:

Helix

Parody Song Title:

"Get lewd or get lost"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

I'd appreciate phrases of this kind used in any comments. Go hard or go home is a type of phrase we don't really have many of in my language, so I wrote this parody to kinda study up a little on my english on that front and have fun doing it. Had the original been shorter (or easier to work with) I might have given several such their own parody song, but at least there are a couple more used within. The other theme of the song is what it is, wasn't the plan, just turned out that way because of hard song to work with.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Well, no doggy style, or hump against walls
When she's bunking with you, all her foreplay's in long drawers
No shake butt and no lipstick
She won't drink booze, she won't suck d*ck

If you're stuck-in with a strait-laced bride
Listen here my brother, tell her "take a ride"

Get lewd or get lost
Tell that little prissy candy-ass to come
Out lewd, or out back
Get lewd, get lewd
Or get lost
Get lost

If not on her knees and never in skirt
Keep on begging will not work
Grow some nuts, bring the heat
Tell her sorry ass to mount your meat

If she's needy for a ring with stones
She won't be raising your testosterone

Stand firm, or stand down
Tell her mother's picture on the wall must go
Upfront, and out back
Stand firm, stand firm
She'll come' round

If you think it helps with brew
If you want her on all fours
You gotta put down a redline
She better get lewd
Or get out

Get lewd, or get lost
Get lewd, or get lost

Get lewd, or get lost
Tell her that her prudish pantaloons must go
Down hard, and down fast
Get her clam to nut your every spore
Get wet, or get out
Show her some balls, and prone bone on the floor
Get lewd or get lost
Get lewd
Get lewd
Get lewd
Get lewd
Get lewd
Get lewd
Or get lost

© Peter Andersson.

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Matthias - August 03, 2019 - Report this comment
This reminds me of dangerous Internet culture with their phrase “Boobs or GTFO”. Love these parodies. Keep me coming brother!!

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