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Song Parodies -> "Worst Milkshake I Ever Drank"

Original Song Title:

"Best Mistake I Never Made"

Original Performer:

Helix

Parody Song Title:

"Worst Milkshake I Ever Drank"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

This one is for Peter Anderson's One Week Notice challenge (Week 39) this time hosted once again by Peter Andersson! I scream, you scream, We all scream for ice cream!!!
Taste buds retracted when I had a sip of that spread
With every suck it sucked, Should of switched to a sandwhich instead
This snack I thought I'd love was pure disgust
Drink was filled with flies!
Spent my money at his booth and tossed my cookies, That's right!

It was the worst milkshake I ever drank
The nastiest mice were whipped with blades
Should hit the store for the treat that I crave
Was the worst milkshake I ever drank

When his truck starts playing those ironic chimes you'll be boned
Serving treats covered in goo that should fill you full of fright, Don't go!
Cups will make you sick, Slurping chips from bricks
Ignore that bright painted clown
Warn you buddy, Run for cover
This "Dairy Freak" makes you frown!

It was the worst milkshake I ever drank
The creepiest ice you'll ever taste
Hide from his Ford since that parlor's insane
It's the worst milkshake that's ever made!

Well, I tried a new flavor that's worse than the living dead
And I shudder when I think what's inside of this cup he vends
Won't fill my gullet since it's black as charcoal and the hairiest nipples I found
Gives me shivers, There's livers and balls
Sometimes what I find should get the cops involved

It was the worst milkshake I ever drank
You scream for ice cream, I scream in pain
My jaw was floored since Clint Howard is crazed
With the worst milkshake I ever drank

It was the worst milkshake I ever drank
He dumps pumpkin spice and lots of RAID
Out of his gourd and I'm frankly amazed
With the worst milkshake that's ever made!

The worst milkshake I ever drank!
The worst milkshake you'll ever taste!




* This is kinda sorta based on the 1995 horror film starring Clint Howard titled: "Ice Cream Man"

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Peter Andersson - June 08, 2018 - Report this comment
Yes, this is pretty much how I'd imagine that participants could/would use the original here - "Worst x I ever y" like I think I wrote on the invitation thread somewhere. Too bad Agri didn't come up with "Worst dog poo I ever tread", or maybe he did but didn't wanna go down that road again. :-)

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