Song Parodies -> "Not Today"

Original Song Title:

"Get Away"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Not Today"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

hockey song. for tj spindler and alex jive.

Why do you shoot on me
When no one can score on me
Why do you shoot on me
I save shots without care
Why do you shoot on me
I love the pipes around me
Why do you shoot on me
My blocker's always there

CHORUS

I wish for some more cash
When my stick's like whiplash
And every puck ever been shot
Avoids me in a dash
I wish I won the Cup
Then I would be free
Somewhere over
The rainbow
To try for more money

Why do you shoot on me
I'm too intimidating
Why do you shoot on me
I always shut the door
Why do you shoot on me
Isn't this frustrating?
Why do you shoot on me
It's not like you can score

CHORUS

Goal? Not today, not today, not today, not today
Not today, not today
Nothing gets by me
Goal? Not today, not today, not today, not today
Not today, not today
No single puck gets by me
Why do you shoot on me
When everything is hopeless
Why do you shoot on me
I'll always shut the door
Why do you shoot on me
What is this light behind me?
Why do you shoot on me

Someone finally...SCORES!

i'm out.

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