-> "My Teeth Gets Flossin'"
Original Song Title:
"I Wish I Wasn't"
Parody Song Title:
"My Teeth Gets Flossin'"
The Lyrics
I'm tired for today
So before I go to lay
And I say
That I've ate dinner for today
It's a quarter to late
And I still haven't got a date
When I went, to the bathroom
I was ready to face my fate
My teeth
gets brushed alone
A toothbrush
and paste to roam
Before that, I take a bath
Then it's time to wash my hair, brush my teeth
and after that...
(chorus)
My teeth gets flossin'
With a small string
And it doesn't hurt me
I just play fair
Cleaning my teeth
after the rinsing
Won't take much time
Thinkin' bout me
And i'll do the same the next day
My teeth are flossin'
My brushin' is through
and then I will go to bed
When I'm flossin', in between
the enamel on my teeth I clean
When i'm getting, Home Field Advantage
I will look when my flossin' is through
Why do I have to floss with a string?
'Cause it's small and makes me sing
Now my teeth are getting shiny
As I look at my face in the mirror
(repeat last 4 lines of 1st verse)
(repeat chorus)
When I brush my teeth, it's the teeth I see
ANd When I get flossin', I agree
And after the toothbrush, a very small string
Bad breath treated me like an enemy
So floss on your own, Just for me and you
In the car, in at work, or at school, or obviously home
'Cause I can floss some more, some Mo-o-o-re
(repeat chorus 2x)
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