Song Parodies -> "He Gave Me AIDs"

Original Song Title:

"Nobody's Perfect"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Hannah Montana

Parody Song Title:

"He Gave Me AIDs"

Parody Written by:

Slashley

The Lyrics

Sometimes I'm in a jam
I gotta change my plans
I just got pregnant
I slept with nick jonas
he gave me AIDS
and also HIV
I guess ill learn that way
not to sleep with gays
If I'm not doin' to well
gotta be mad at nick jonas

[Chorus]
he gave me AIDS
he got me pregnant
Again and again 'til I was all worn out
he gave me AIDS
he got me pregnant
Again and again 'til I was all worn out
Now I have AIDs

I tried to get an abortion
they only took a portion
of what was inside of me
I guess ill never be
completely satisfied
even after being tranquilized
should’ve never slept with gays
but it gets a little crazy
especially backstage
I guess I learned that way

[Chorus]

he gave me AIDS
he got me pregnant
Again and again 'til I was all worn out
Now I have AIDs

I wanna fix me up
but that stupid little yup
gave me a freakin STD

some nights I used to mix it up
I guess that’s how I got

[Talking]
Next time you feel like a little hormonal
when you can’t seem to score a man
If things don't turn out the way you plan,
just remember to use protection
you won’t get AIDs or a lil baby

he gave me AIDs
and got me pregnant
Again and again 'til I was all worn out
now I got AIDs
should’ve never hooked up
with that nick jonas
cause he gave me AIDs
he got me pregnant
again and again till I was all worn out
he gave me AIDs
and got me pregnant
Again and again 'til I was all worn out
now I got AIDs
now I got AIDs now I got AIDs now I got AIDs

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Patrick - June 27, 2008 - Report this comment

stupid,...not cool...I kept reading this, but..this is stupid...THAT;S BEING RUDE...YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE REAL MILEY SO WHY DO U HATE HER..??

HIV Postivie Person - June 28, 2008 - Report this comment

This parody is beyond offensive, suggesting that someone has HIV and claiming they gave it to you is subhuman unless it is 100% accurate, and considering that isn't the case, you just pooed on anyone who actually has this horrific disease.

HIV Positive Person - June 28, 2008 - Report this comment

Oh yeah, and you can't have HIV and AIDS from one person, AIDS is what HIV is when it develops to a point where your T-Cell Count drops below 200, a stage which if not taken seriously can make one very vulnerable to every day disease. HIV can be spread through intimate relationships, blood transfusions, infected needles and there were cases where people in St. Louis were stuck by needles underneath gas pumps that an angry fired doctor stuck there that he knew was HIV infected. . .this type of 'humor' is simply unacceptable. . .period.

Kate and Nicole - November 29, 2008 - Report this comment

....it wasnt THAT bad...

a person who hates teen pop stars - January 28, 2009 - Report this comment

c'mon, she doesnt know how it feels to have HIV.im sure she doesnt mean to.and i give a thumb up for anyone who makes fun of miley.she's not gonna last for long.teen pop sensation my ass

a person who hates teen pop stars - January 28, 2009 - Report this comment

c'mon, she doesnt know how it feels to have HIV.im sure she doesnt mean to.and i give a thumb up for anyone who makes fun of miley.she's not gonna last for long.teen pop sensation my ass

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