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Song Parodies -> "In This Sucky Movie"

Original Song Title:

"If We Were A Movie"

Original Performer:

Hannah Montana

Parody Song Title:

"In This Sucky Movie"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The ONLY reason this song is parodied is for The Parody Decathlon, Mark 2 (2007)
Uh oh
Looking idiotice
Woo Woo!
We’re filming…yet another project
Ho Ho!
Not too many scenes to go
It’s so obvious the plot to be
All on your ticket for $10.50

In this sucky movie
I am a white guy
And I’ve got a sloppy friend
We try to get laid
In between we’re just drinking
Driving my Corvette
Show butt crack
Shout rude names
To an 80’s song

Yeah, yeah
Bad guy calls me
With a foreign accent voice
Yeah sure!
Wants to kill me
And take over the world
Ha Ha!
I will hold back wussy tears
It’s time for me to go
Start preparin’
For the big showdown I must win

In this sucky movie
I am the good guy
It looks like I won’t win
But with hard practice
And true grit, I’ll be cunning
Punching the villain
Dressed in black
Save the whales
To a hard rock song

But in this ending, there’s a twist
My new girlfriend was in disguise
And she’s the villain!
Final reel
I’m retching
She laughs in my face, I’m so pissed
How could I have been so goddamned blind?
I blew it!
So, is there a sequel?

In this sucky movie
Looks like I will die
How ironic the end!
Who wrote this script?
No wonder—Paul Verhoeven!
Now here’s the sunset
Sky looks black
Final frames
With a sad, sad song

For this sucky movie
Produced on the fly
By Kevin Costner’s friend
It won’t make a diff
In the end, it will be earning
Back its bank set
With soundtracks,
And the crappy song!
Copyright 2007, Agrimorfee. If you are over the age of 13 and don't have a teenage daughter, you can see the video here.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 18

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   4
 2   0
 3   0
 4   2
 5   12

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Matthias - October 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Hannah Montana, This had to be torture for you, but good choice of OS, espcially for the topic at hand.
Agrimorfee - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Missing the second line: "Back on set again..." oops.
tictacs941 - October 20, 2007 - Report this comment
nice :)
Below Average Dave ( - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I wish I had seen you comment before I docked pacing. . .because pacing was off in a number of spots. I thought the lyrics were great, and despite some pacing 'oops' I applaud taking on such a deceivingly hard song and putting up with it for the purposes of writing a parody.
Matthias - October 28, 2007 - Report this comment
I sure hope your comment wasn't for Artistry Dave. I would hate to have a Hannah Montana round!!!
Kristof Robertson - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec 2.2) Paul Verhoeven...hee! (Although Showgirls had SOME artistic merit....j/k). Great roast of all those "wtf?" films. 555
stuart mcarthur - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(dec2.2) kudos for nailing the category Ag! that would have to be the teenpoppest song I've ever heard - and a Hilary Duff clone to sing it as well, no less - this was just asking to be parodied the way you did it, so you deserve our appreciation - 555
bobpiecheese - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
(Decathlon 2.0) Hannah Montana? Never heard of her...and judging by what you lot are saying, I'm not sure I want to. Excellent work, Agri!
Phil Alexander - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
I'd never heard of her, either... fortunately, neither have my children. I couldn't work out whether the OS was supposed to be a homage or a piss-take of High School Musical - a marvellously sucky movie, if ever there was one
Jeff Reuben - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Mylie Cirus, daughter of Billy Ray, has her own show. I watch way too much Disney. Even though I have a daughter, I feel shame. An appropriate parody for this song.
Jack Wilson - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Didnt listen to the OS, cause I just cant stand any member of the Cyrus family, but Ill give it 5s anyways. What a coincidence she was born the same year Achy Breaky Heart was a hit.
Mikey Squirrel - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
DEC2- What the hell is a Hannah Banana, anyways? Well, regardless, still a very good assault on all those stupid movies out there. Good job, Agri.
Arwen - November 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Decathlon...I have to echo the "perfect for the category" comments, Agri! Not an HM fan...but I'm a fan of this parody! Nice work!
meany - November 24, 2007 - Report this comment
i hate this song...what ever your name is u are totally insane to write this song.......i have two reasons!!!!!!! one, it's insulting HM. Two, ur insulting us and it's not very nice. i give it a negative infinity over 2infinities why do u do this????don't do this 4 your own's NOT nice and NOT funny and Miley must be CRYING her heart OUT!!! so stop it and let me tell u off UNDERSTOOD???????????????????
Agrimorfee - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Awww Meany, I'm SOOOOOO sorry to insult the prodigious talent and graceful personality that is Miley Ray Cyrus. I hope she will read this and understand how much I really do admire her.
lace - March 15, 2008 - Report this comment
haha that was funny but i still luv hannha montana tho lo l
Abby Star - May 21, 2008 - Report this comment
God, that song rocks! Hannah Montana is a GAY FAKE LOSER and anything that pokes fun at her is fine by me! Check out my fake of her song "This is the life" at !!!
Agrimorfee - January 16, 2010 - Report this comment
OS video:
Max Power - February 22, 2016 - Report this comment
I can't believe I missed the action on the comments section, lol. I love this parody for that reason.
Jeff Reuben - February 23, 2016 - Report this comment
Licensed To Drive (with the Coreys) was on HBO this weekend, so seeing this again was timely for me!
bobpiecheese - February 23, 2016 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Completely forgot that I read this before. Odd choice of song to skewer 80's action schlock to, but damn it if it doesn't work. An oldie but a goodie, 555!
Abbott Skelding - February 24, 2016 - Report this comment
I liked how you covered different genres for each chorus...otherwise it probably would have been stretched a little thin. Overall, a pretty solid parody to a song I hopefully never have to hear again haha
Blaydeman - February 25, 2016 - Report this comment
Yeah, that's a bad movie, and a worse OS, but the parody was really good. But I hate you for making me listen to that song. Forgiveness shall nary be granted!

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