Sometimes I have to leave early
At school on Monday
Just to fight a Hollow.
Some days I spend a lotta extra
Time in the evening
Just to go study.

All of you notice
All of you can't guess
Why you're not seein' why I'm missing
While the mod soul's smiling away
I'm really going to slay,

I'm a soul reaper
I've got Zangetsu
Hair too orange to be normal
Konso practicing
Bankai champion
I could get the ghost off your car
I might even be a death god

Sometimes you think you hear my cellphone
It's really a soul pager
Sayin' "There's a Hollow!"
Then I eat candy
I jump out the window, "Rukia Kuchiki,
Where the heck's it at?"

All of you know me
All of you see me
Why you're not seeing why I'm missing
While the mod soul's smiling away
I'm really going to slay,

I'm a soul reaper
I've got Zangetsu
Hair too orange to be normal
Konso practicing
Bankai champion
I could get the ghost off your car
I might even be a...

...death god
I've been to Soul Society
I might even be a death god
Also known as Shinigami
Wouldn't really be nice if you could see
That I really am a death god.

I'm a soul reaper
I've got Zangetsu
Hair too orange to be normal
Konso practicing
Bankai champion
I could get the ghost off your car
Killin' Hollows or even Arrancars

Yeah yeah I really am a death god!