Half a brain to listen
Half a brain to listen

Another manufactured band
Singin' across the land
We've fallen into the record company trap

First of all you wanna hear us
Another song and you can't bear us
Churning out more cliché-ridden mediocre crap

You just can't decide
But we know why

Chorus:
You need half a brain to listen
Half a mind to piss in
Attention span of a goldfish
Is what you need
We may be ineffectual
But we ain't intellectual
That's the way it is
What you need, what we got
Only half a brain

Something trite
With anodyne names
You're not bright
We don't play mind games
We use stupid clichés like
"Seal it with a kiss"

You could take us to the cleaners
With half a brain between us
I don't think we would even know
When you take the piss

Oh you make me see
Our stupidity

Chorus

We're everything you disdain
Half a wit
We're not very bright

Oh baby I'm
Thinking that I might
Be taking the piss out of you
You're thick as shite

Chorus x2

Woah
You need half a brain to listen
Half a mind to piss in
You need half a brain to listen
Oh oh oh no
You need half a brain to listen
You need half a brain to listen
Half a mind to piss in
You need half a brain to listen