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Song Parodies -> "Without You"

Original Song Title:

"Without Love"

Original Performer:

Hairspray Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Without You"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The OS had many singers, so in this parody version I eliminated the others and is sung through my POV. This is just a love fantasy between me and Inked model Leah Jung, based on the original movie promise of a love that would seem impossible- between a thin, handsome guy singer and an overweight good girl dancer. In my situation I am much too old for younger Leah who is an Inked girl- a once unthinkable type of woman that I have fallen for as my death nears. How I wish as many others do to turn back the hands of time and return to my youth when I was my best. I would do anything to be with Leah. She brings me happiness and that is so rare when one is facing imminent death.
Once I was a younger fool
Who never understood
never cared about anyone
Long as I had girls and felt so good!
Decades later I now see
All the mistakes I ever made
Leah, I'm in love with you
Even with your Inked body!

Without you
Life is not worth living with
No reason
Without you
Life is spent alone without
A meaning
Leah, I want you forever
'Cause I never wanna be
Without you
Leah, you give strength to me
No, I ain't lyin'
You give strength to me, Leah,
Oh, oh, oh- YES!!

Living in this darkness
Deep despair is all I know
Who'd have thought I'd love a girl
With skin tattooed like a rainbow!

I first saw you in Target
On an Inked Magazine cover
Captured by your stunning beauty
I knew there could be no other

'Cause without you
Life is a struggle that I can't win
Without you
Life is nothing except what has been
Leah, I want you forever
'Cause I never wanna be
Without you
Lovely Leah, you gave strength to me

Oh, Love you forever
You make me happy!

Oh, oh, oh-YES!

If I'm left without my Inked Angel
I don't know what I’ll do

Leah, We've got to make out
So that I can make sweet love to you

And girl, if I can't touch you
I'll surely lose my mind

Leah, you're a stunning sight
You’re that one-of-a-kind

Damn girl, you look so fine

Leah, I wanna kiss ya!

Please turn back the hands of time

'Cause without you

Life is like a prison and I’m locked down

Without you

Life's an ocean in which I will surely drown

Without you

Life's a .45 cal. aimed at my head

Without you

Is like dying in a hospital bed

Like each day that’s only lonely
Every Monday through Sunday
Life a heart that just gets weaker
Beeps then flatlines… Nothing to hear

Leah, I want you forever
'Cause I never wanna be
Without you
And your stunning beauty
without you
You made me so happy
without you
Leah, you gave strength to me
Oh, oh, oh- YES!
I ain't lying
You gave strength to me
Oh, oh, oh-YES!
No, I don't wanna live
without you
Leah, you must believe me,
never leave me
It’s only you…

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