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Song Parodies -> "The Cops are Coming"

Original Song Title:

"The Saints are Coming"

Original Performer:

Green Day & U2

Parody Song Title:

"The Cops are Coming"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

There was a room in Saint Louie
The place where I was born
It's been a room of many secrets
and now I'll tell you one

I was with my baby on the bed one day
Not too loud
My mommy and my daddy had gone away
They went out
I guess they got too bored and they came back home
too early

I heard mom a knocking on my bedroom door
Please stop now!!!
I tried to stop my baby but only I could hear
Mom stay out
I guess she didn't hear as she opened my door

Oh My Dave!

My mom is coming, My dad is coming.
Both my mom's eyes were open wide, but daddy laughed so hard he cried
My mom is coming, my dad is coming.
Its far too late to tell a lie, why my date was between my thighs.

(Instrumental interlude with images of my mom scolding me and my dad cracking up)

The next story is beyond belief
I'm caught pals
I'm gonna go to jail for being a thief
McDonalds. . .
I felt that they undercooked my beef
Still bleeding

Wow no way

The cops are coming, the cops are coming
Its far too late to run and hide, I should have never took those fries.
The cops are coming, the cops are coming
I hear the cops arrive outside, I still don't have an alibi.
I guess soon I'll be locked inside, I hope the handcuffs aren't too tight.
The colors of those flashing lights, all of this over salty fries?
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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 10

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Matthias - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Haha, This is great. I can hear your parents now: "Davey! You have some 'splainin' to do!"
Old Man Ribber - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Good job, Dave! You REALLY wanted fries with that, didn't you? Look on the bright side - the Hamburglar got 8 to 10 in a maximum security prison! ;D
Christie Marie M - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
I echo all comments above! Some night! First your parents caught you with your g/f and now you get arrested over some silly fries! j/k! I understand stealing is against the law, but over fries! That can be payable later, I think. Hilarious and great parody as always, Dave! 555.
Mark Scotti - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Gotcha McFives from me. Well done(The parody,,,not the burger...)
Below Average Dave - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you Matty, OMR, CMM and Mark Scotti
Peter Andersson - September 01, 2010 - Report this comment
I don't really understand why you changed the subject in the middle of the song, kind of a newbie mistake if you ask me (and you're no newbie). The two parts were both alright on their own though.
DivaLaLouie - September 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Ohhhh . . . that's our ~MissouriRumRunner~ ! and he's ~ Livin' La Vida Lohan ~ ! !
Downward Spiral Sinner Winner Grinner - April 28, 2020 - Report this comment
Good little boy gone bad.

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